Silly Commands! A little bit of in-game fun ...
Posted: Sat 6 Oct 2007 00:01Not having our own CityDriving style insim mod for the Silly Project servers kind of sucks, as I think you'll agree.
We don't have such a mod because nobody here is capable of programming one from scratch, and we're lazy, lol ...
So, being the genious that I am (No comments on that one! lol), I came up with the idea of Silly Commands!
Silly Commands are basically automatic messages that appear when you type a certain command into LFS.
You simply type the command into the chat text box, like you would when you chat in-game normally.
There are currently 388 Silly Commands ...
Here are the five main Silly Commands :
!silly
Silly Project - Something a little different!
Silly Project is the official home of team [SPTR]!
Visit our site or join us at www.sillyproject.com
!showsilly
For a list of silly commands, see our forum!
Our forum is at www.sillyproject.com/forum/
!radio or !!radio
{nickname} is listening to SillyRadio!
To listen to Silly Project radio, open ...
http://www.sillyproject.com:7777
in WMP or Winamp! Enjoy listening!
!tryout
So, think you're good enough to join SPTR?
Step #1 : Register on the Silly Project forum!
Go to www.sillyproject.com/forum/
Step #2 : Ask for a try out with a team leader!
We will tell you where and when to meet. Good luck!
!rules
Do not ram other people.
Do not crash on purpose.
Do not insult other people.
Do not spam with stupid messages.
Do not stop in the way on the track.
Do not drive the wrong way.
Do not speed in the pits.
No drift or drag in a race server.
Do not be a noob after the race ends.
[SPTR] is a private and reserved team name!
Only officially accepted members can use it!
Fake members will be banned permanently!
See www.sillyproject.com for more ...
These five commands are usefull for giving information to people who arn't familiar with Silly Project.
They both display usefull information, and it saves us typing it all out every time (laziness ftw!), lol ...
Please note that these four commands start with just one "!", all the other silly commands start with two "!".
Other commands that display dynamic information :
!powered ... Shows the number of LFSLapper powered servers currently online.
!online ... Shows the number of players and SPTR members currently on Silly Project.
These commands show up-to-date information and statistics.
Here is the current list of Silly Commands :
!!180 ... Watch out! I'm about to do a 180 and may fail! lol!
!!200 ... My wheel is set to 200 degrees, so, there ya go!
!!360 ... Watch out! I'm about to do a 360 and may fail! lol!
!!540 ... My wheel is set to 540 degrees, so, there ya go!
!!720 ... My wheel is set to 720 degrees, so, there ya go!
!!900 ... My wheel is set to 900 degrees, so, there ya go!
!!999 ... Emergency services! Call 0118 999 88 999 119 725 3!
!!2b ... To be or not to be, that is the question!
!!achmed ... I am a terrifying ...... terrorist!
!!air ... {nickname} has checked his tyre pressure ...
!!amb ... {nickname} needs an ambulance NOW!!
!!anime ... {nickname} got anime from SillyShop!
!!apple ... {nickname} got apples from SillyShop!
!!backwards ... Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were going backwards!
!!badger ... Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom, mushroooomm!
!!baka ... Baaakkkaaaaa!!! lololol!! (^^_^^)
!!banana ... {nickname} got bananas from SillyShop!
!!battle ... Let the battle commence! This should be a good one!
!!banme ... {nickname} got banned from SillyShop!
!!beep ... Get out of {nickname}'s way right now!!
!!beer ... {nickname} got beer from SillyShop!
!!bfat ... My power to weight ratio sucks! Fat bastard inside! lol!
!!birthday ... It's {nickname}'s birthday today! w00t!
!!biscuit ... {nickname} got biscuits from SillyShop!
!!bitch ... {nickname} is a bitch, as we all know ...
!!bkpit ... {nickname} needs to go back to the pits!
!!bnooby ... {nickname} has now become a noob!
!!books ... {nickname} got books from SillyShop!
!!boom ... BOOM! tsch! BOOM! tsch! BOOM! tsch! ahhh!!
!!bounce ... Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! ... Build it up! Tear it down!
!!brb ... {nickname} will be right back! Hold on!
!!bread ... {nickname} got bread from SillyShop!
!!btime ... {nickname} has now gone back in time!
!!bucket ... A bucket of chicken. It actually comes in a bucket!
!!burnout ... {nickname} thinks it's now burnout time!
!!butter ... {nickname} got butter from SillyShop!
!!cabbage ... You sir, are one hell of a cabbage!! ROFLMAO!!
!!cake ... {nickname} got a cake from SillyShop!
!!camera ... {nickname} got a camera from SillyShop!
!!chav ... That is sooooooooo chavtastic!! Hahaha!!
!!cheese ... {nickname} got cheese from SillyShop!
!!chica ... Boom chicka waaahhh waaahhh! Ohhh yeah!
!!chinese ... That's nice, now try that again, but in chinese?
!!chips ... {nickname} got chips from SillyShop!
!!chocolate ... {nickname} got chocolate from SillyShop!
!!christmas ... Merry christmas and a happy new year everyone!
!!cigs ... {nickname} got cigarettes from SillyShop!
!!cinema ... {nickname} has gone to the SillyCinema!
!!clutch ... {nickname} has destroyed his clutch! lol!
!!cnawork ... {nickname} now works at SillyCinema!
!!coca ... {nickname} got a Cola from SillyShop!
!!coffee ... {nickname} got coffee from SillyShop!
!!coke ... {nickname} got a Coke from SillyShop!
!!cola ... {nickname} got Cola from SillyShop!
!!come ... Comming to a cinema near you - {nickname}
!!cookie ... {nickname} got cookies from SillyShop!
!!crap ... Ahhhhhhhhhhh ... crraaaapppp!! >< !!!!
!!crash ... {nickname} just crashed! Need assistance!
!!crashed ... *SCREECCCHHHH!*CRASSHH!*BANG!*BOOM!* ouch!
!!crasher ... WARNING!! Crashers get reported and banned!
!!crisps ... {nickname} got crisps from SillyShop!
!!dbitch ... Lets all sing, "Your mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D-minor!
!!dead ... Oh no! {nickname} is now dead! RIP!
!!dday ... D-Day?! What's that? A drift tournament? lol!
!!diesel ... {nickname} got diesel at SillyGarage!
!!dine ... Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!
!!directions ... {nickname} is asking for directions!
!!dk ... {nickname} has now become the drift king!
!!donut ... {nickname} got donuts from SillyShop!
!!doo ... {nickname} sings "do dooo do dooo dooo", lol!
!!drift ... Those who can, drift, those who can't, race!
!!drag ... {nickname} is waiting to drag race! Hurry up!
!!drink ... {nickname} got a drink from SillyShop!
!!drunk ... Warning! {nickname} is now drunk, again ...
!!duke ... *Jumps in car window!* Yeeeehhhawwwwww!!
!!dutch ... That's nice, now try that again, but in dutch?
!!dvd ... {nickname} got dvds from SillyShop!
!!easter ... {nickname} wishes everybody a happy easter!
!!engine ... {nickname}'s engine tweaked at SillyGarage!
!!english ... That's nice, now try that again, but in english?
!!epic ... I think you fail, in epic proportions! haha : P
!!euro1 ... Now if I had a euro for every time that happened ...
!!euro2 ... Now if I had a euro for every time you said that ...
!!euro3 ... No if I had a euro for every time somebody said that ...
!!evening ... Good eveniinngggg ... everyone!
!!exhaust ... {nickname} got exhaust from SillyGarage!
!!exit ... {nickname} ... has left the building!
!!fail ... {nickname} failed miserably, yet again! lol!
!!fanta ... {nickname} got Fanta from SillyShop!
!!fast ... {nickname} is impressed! Now do better!
!!father ... Noob, I am, your father ... cccuuuhhhhh..ttssshhhhh ...
!!fight ... This is where we fight! This is where they die!
!!fire1 ... Ow. Fore! I mean, five! I mean, fire!
!!fire2 ... I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.
!!fishnchips ... {nickname} got fish n chips from SillyShop!
!!fit ... {nickname} thinks you're well fit! So there!
!!flag ... Hey noob! Learn to respect the race flags!
!!french ... That's nice, now try that again, but in french?
!!fuck ... {nickname} is fucked! * Gives up! *
!!ftime ... {nickname} has now gone to the future!
!!g25 ... {nickname} got a G25 wheel from SillyShop!
!!gas ... {nickname} got gas at SillyGarage!
!!gay ... {nickname} is gay, as we all know ...
!!german ... That's nice, now try that again, but in german?
!!girl ... {nickname}'s going out with a sexy girl!
!!give ... Give them nothing! But take from them everything!
!!give1 ... {nickname} gave you 1 euro!
!!give5 ... {nickname} gave you 5 euros!
!!give10 ... {nickname} gave you 10 euros!
!!give25 ... {nickname} gave you 25 euros!
!!give50 ... {nickname} gave you 50 euros!
!!give75 ... {nickname} gave you 75 euros!
!!give100 ... {nickname} gave you 100 euros!
!!give150 ... {nickname} gave you 150 euros!
!!give200 ... {nickname} gave you 200 euros!
!!give250 ... {nickname} gave you 250 euros!
!!give300 ... {nickname} gave you 300 euros!
!!give400 ... {nickname} gave you 400 euros!
!!give500 ... {nickname} gave you 500 euros!
!!give600 ... {nickname} gave you 600 euros!
!!give700 ... {nickname} gave you 700 euros!
!!give800 ... {nickname} gave you 800 euros!
!!give900 ... {nickname} gave you 900 euros!
!!give1000 ... {nickname} gave you 1000 euros!
!!give1500 ... {nickname} gave you 1500 euros!
!!give2000 ... {nickname} gave you 2000 euros!
!!give5000 ... {nickname} gave you 5000 euros!
!!give10000 ... {nickname} gave you 10000 euros!
!!glad ... I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory!
!!god1 ... I am a driving GOD! Worship me! Mouhahahaha!
!!god2 ... I am a racing GOD! Worship me! Mouhahahaha!
!!god3 ... I am a drifting GOD! Worship me! Mouhahahaha!
!!god4 ... I am a dragging GOD! Worship me! Mouhahahaha!
!!god5 ... Bow down and worship the Silly Project God, lol!
!!goinon ... {nickname} has no idea what's going on!
!!google ... You know, Google is your friend, unlike me, lol!
!!gosch ... Wow, noob, you need driving lessons!!
!!gps ... {nickname} has activated his SillyGPS!
!!grgwork ... {nickname} now works at SillyGarage!
!!gtpet ... {nickname} got a pet from SillyShop!
!!guy ... {nickname}'s going out with a sexy guy!
!!ham ... {nickname} got ham from SillyShop!
!!hate ... {nickname} hates you all, don't forget it!
!!haxxor ... {nickname} is a haxxor! Mouhahaha!
!!hentai ... {nickname} got Hentai from SillyShop!
!!holiday ... {nickname} is now on holiday! Oh yeah!
!!hotel ... {nickname} is staying at the SillyHotel!
!!idiots1 ... Stop being idiots! Can we race properly now please?!
!!idiots2 ... Stop being idiots! Can we drift properly now please?!
!!idiots3 ... Stop being idiots! Can we drag properly now please?!
!!idiots4 ... Noob, if you're not here to play properly, leave now!
!!imagine ... Imagine what a horrible fate awaits my enemies!
!!immortal ... Immortals? We'll put their name to the test!
!!italian ... That's nice, now try that again, but in italian?
!!japanese ... That's nice, now try that again, but in japanese?
!!juice ... {nickname} got juice from SillyShop!
!!kebab ... {nickname} got a kebab from SillyShop!
!!kenny1 ... Oh my god! They killed kenny! You bastards!
!!kenny2 ... MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm ... Can say that agian, Kenny?
!!kenny3 ... MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm ... Haha! Yea! Totally!
!!keys ... {nickname} has lost his car keys! lol!
!!kick ... {nickname} got kicked from SillyShop!
!!kill ... I kiiilllll yoouuuu!!!
!!king ... Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
!!laa ... {nickname} sings "la laaa la laaa laaa", lol!
!!lag ... Na na na na na NAAA ... LAGGGGMMANNNN!!
!!lfs ... {nickname} thinks LFS rulz all! w00t!!
!!like ... If you don't like it, then GTFO! NOOB!! LOL!!!
!!limit ... {nickname} is driving right on the limit!
!!linkin1 ... "Thieves and hypocrites! Noooooo, no more sorrow!!!"
!!linkin2 ... "So let mercy come, and wash away, what I've donnneee!!!"
!!linkin3 ... "Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal!!!"
!!linkin4 ... "Even if you're not with me, I'mmm wiitithhh yoouuu!!!"
!!livesilly ... LFS stands for "Live For Silly", right? lol ...
!!loan ... {nickname} got a loan from SillyBank!
!!lol ... {nickname} is liek ... OMG! LOL! ROFLMFAO!
!!lost ... {nickname} is now ... ammm, lost! lol!
!!loto ... {nickname} just won a million on the loto! lol!
!!love ... {nickname} loves you all, don't forget it!
!!loved ... Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved!
!!mad ... This is madness! ... Madness? This is SPTR!
!!mag ... {nickname} got magazines from SillyShop!
!!manga ... {nickname} got manga from SillyShop!
!!map ... {nickname} is looking at the SillyMap!
!!messenger ... {nickname} logged into SillyMessenger!
!!milk ... {nickname} got milk from SillyShop!
!!mod ... {nickname}'s car modified at SillyGarage!
!!money ... {nickname} got money from SillyBank!
!!moregirls ... I really wish that more girls would play this game ...
!!move ... Hey noob! Move! Before I make you move, GRRR!
!!music1 ... {nickname} got music from SillyShop!
!!music2 ... {nickname} needs some good music!
!!music3 ... {nickname} wants some good music!
!!musical ... A gay musical, called "Gay". That's quite gay!
!!mybf ... {nickname} blames her BF for that one!
!!mycat ... {nickname} blames his cat for that one!
!!myconfig ... {nickname} blames his config for that one!
!!mydad ... {nickname} blames his dad for that one!
!!mydog ... {nickname} blames his dog for that one!
!!myfriend ... {nickname} blames his friend for that one!
!!mygf ... {nickname} blames his GF for that one!
!!mykeyboard ... {nickname} blames his keyboard for that one!
!!mylag ... {nickname} blames his lag for that one!
!!mypc ... {nickname} blames his PC for that one!
!!myphone ... {nickname} blames his phone for that one!
!!mymom ... {nickname} blames his mom for that one!
!!mymouse ... {nickname} blames his mouse for that one!
!!mysetup ... {nickname} blames his setup for that one!
!!mywheel ... {nickname} blames his wheel for that one!
!!naughty ... {nickname} is a very naughty person!
!!newyear ... {nickname} wishes eveybody a happy new year!
!!noob ... {nickname} thinks you're a noob! So there!
!!noodles ... {nickname} got noodles from SillyShop!
!!nos ... {nickname}'s nos blew up! Bye bye car!
!!orange ... {nickname} got oranges from SillyShop!
!!ossilly ... {nickname} uses SillyOS! Bye bye Windows!
!!paper ... {nickname} got news papers from SillyShop!
!!pasta ... {nickname} got pasta from SillyShop!
!!pay ... {nickname} has payed everything he owes!
!!pay1 ... {nickname} payed a 1 euro fine!
!!pay5 ... {nickname} payed a 5 euros fine!
!!pay10 ... {nickname} payed a 10 euros fine!
!!pay25 ... {nickname} payed a 25 euros fine!
!!pay50 ... {nickname} payed a 50 euros fine!
!!pay75 ... {nickname} payed a 75 euros fine!
!!pay100 ... {nickname} payed a 100 euros fine!
!!pay150 ... {nickname} payed a 150 euros fine!
!!pay200 ... {nickname} payed a 200 euros fine!
!!pay250 ... {nickname} payed a 250 euros fine!
!!pay300 ... {nickname} payed a 300 euros fine!
!!pay400 ... {nickname} payed a 400 euros fine!
!!pay500 ... {nickname} payed a 500 euros fine!
!!pay600 ... {nickname} payed a 600 euros fine!
!!pay700 ... {nickname} payed a 700 euros fine!
!!pay800 ... {nickname} payed a 800 euros fine!
!!pay900 ... {nickname} payed a 900 euros fine!
!!pay1000 ... {nickname} payed a 1000 euros fine!
!!pay1500 ... {nickname} payed a 1500 euros fine!
!!pay2000 ... {nickname} payed a 2000 euros fine!
!!pay5000 ... {nickname} payed a 5000 euros fine!
!!pay10000 ... {nickname} payed a 10000 euros fine!
!!pear ... {nickname} got pear from SillyShop!
!!pend1 ... "Tonight, we're going to rock civilisation!"
!!pend2 ... "Ladies and gentlemen ... fasten your seatbelts!"
!!pend3 ... "So now, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the future!"
!!pend4 ... "Fuck it, I lied, it's drum and base, what ya gonna do?"
!!pend5 ... "The taraanntuullaa, time for the massive come sing ya!"
!!pend6 ... "Tarantula, don't play with my style I might sting ya!"
!!pepsi ... {nickname} got Pepsi from SillyShop!
!!petrol ... {nickname} got petrol at SillyGarage!
!!phone ... {nickname} got phone credit from SillyShop!
!!photo ... {nickname} got his photo taken. Why?
!!pie ... {nickname} got a pie from SillyShop!
!!pimp ... {nickname}'s car pimped at SillyGarage!
!!pizza ... {nickname} got pizza from SillyShop!
!!play1a ... Player 1 has entered the game - {nickname}
!!play2a ... Player 2 has entered the game - {nickname}
!!play3a ... Player 3 has entered the game - {nickname}
!!play4a ... Player 4 has entered the game - {nickname}
!!play1b ... Player 1 has left the game - {nickname}
!!play2b ... Player 2 has left the game - {nickname}
!!play3b ... Player 3 has left the game - {nickname}
!!play4b ... Player 4 has left the game - {nickname}
!!police ... {nickname} got arrested by the police!
!!polish ... That's nice, now try that again, but in polish?
!!polka ... Round and round we go! Getting dizzy now! lol!
!!poor ... OMG! You poor, poor bastard, lmfao! : P
!!pop ... Once you pop, you just can't stop! lol! : P
!!pork ... {nickname} got a pork pie from SillyShop!
!!porn ... {nickname} got porn from SillyShop!
!!pringles ... {nickname} got Pringles from SillyShop!
!!prison ... {nickname} has been sent to prison! lol!
!!pron ... {nickname} can't spell porn properly!
!!pronooby ... {nickname} has now become a pro noob!
!!prorace ... {nickname} has now become a pro racer!
!!pwn ... {nickname} pwns all of you noobs! Haha!
!!pwnage ... {nickname} thinks that was pure pwnage!
!!pwned ... You just got pwned by {nickname}! lol!
!!pwnedme ... {nickname} just got totally pwned! lol!
!!rabbit ... OMG!! There's a rabbit on the track!! Watch out!!!
!!race ... Those who can, race, those who can't, drift!
!!radar ... {nickname} just got caught by the radar!
!!ramen ... {nickname} got ramen from SillyShop!
!!repair ... {nickname}'s car repaired at SillyGarage!
!!restart ... OMG noooo ! LOL!! Lets start again please!
!!retard ... Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you're retarded!
!!revenge ... {nickname} will get his revenge!
!!route ... {nickname} is taking a different route!
!!run ... Ruuunnnnnnn Forest, ruuunnnnnnn! lol : P
!!rubber ... {nickname} is burning some serious rubber!
!!russian ... That's nice, now try that again, but in russian?
!!sake ... {nickname} got sake from SillyShop!
!!salad ... {nickname} got salad from SillyShop!
!!sandwich ... {nickname} got sandwiches from SillyShop!
!!sausnchips ... {nickname} got sausages n chips from SillyShop!
!!school ... {nickname} needs lessons at SillySchool!
!!schwork ... {nickname} now works at SillySchool!
!!seat ... {nickname} doesn't fit in his car seat, lol!
!!service ... {nickname}'s car serviced at SillyGarage!
!!setup ... {nickname} is trying to find a good setup!
!!sex ... {nickname} is suffering from lack of sex!
!!shdrf ... {nickname} is showing off drift skills!
!!shit ... It's chocolate ... It's not shit ... It's chocolate!
!!shpwork ... {nickname} now works at SillyShop!
!!silence ... Silence!! I kiiilllll yoouuuu!!!
!!silmag ... {nickname} is featured in the SillyMag!
!!sleep ... {nickname} fell asleep in his car! lol!
!!slow ... Hey noob, can't you pedal any faster ...
!!smoke ... I love the way the smoke is coming off the top of it!
!!snake ... OMG!! Oh noes!! There's a snake in my car!! HELLPPP!!!
!!song1 ... {nickname} loves this song! Oh yeah!
!!song2 ... {nickname} is singing along to this song!
!!song3 ... {nickname} is looking for a good song!
!!sorry ... {nickname} is really, really sorry! Not! LOL!
!!soup ... {nickname} got soup from SillyShop!
!!spaghetti ... {nickname} got spaghetti from SillyShop!
!!spam ... WARNING!! Spammers get reported and banned!
!!spanish ... That's nice, now try that again, but in spanish?
!!spider ... OMG!! Oh noes!! There's a spider in my car!! HELLPPP!!!
!!sponsor ... {nickname} is sponsored by SillyProject!
!!sptr1 ... SPTR stands for "Silly Project Team Racing", hehe ...
!!sptr2 ... SPTR stands for "Serious Pwnage Team Racing", lol ...
!!sptr3 ... SPTR stands for "Silly People Talking Rubbish", lol ...
!!strawberries ... {nickname} got strawberries from SillyShop!
!!sugee ... Sugeeeeee!! \(^_^)/
!!sugoi ... Sugoooiii!! \(^_^)/
!!super ... {nickname} activated super hidden command!
!!sushi ... {nickname} got sushi from SillyShop!
!!sup ... {nickname} is here! Sup everyone?!
!!sux ... {nickname} thinks these silly commands suck!
!!tea ... {nickname} got tea from SillyShop!
!!testing ... {nickname} is now testing something ...
!!text ... That's an unusual text message, it's not just me, is it?
!!time ... {LongTrackName} - {LongTime} CET, {ShortDate}
!!timmy ... Duuuuhhhhhhh, ttiimmyyyyyyy!!!!
!!tired ... {nickname} is starting to get tired! *yawn*
!!tires ... {nickname} needs to learn how to spell tyres!
!!toilet ... {nickname} went to toilet at SillyGarage!
!!tried ... Have you tried turning it off and on again?
!!truth ... Want truth? You can't handle the truth!!
!!tuna ... {nickname} got tuna from SillyShop!
!!tune ... {nickname}'s car tuned at SillyGarage!
!!tyres ... {nickname} got tyres from SillyGarage!
!!uber ... {nickname} is now an uber pro gamer!
!!upnoob ... Come on! All the noobs in the house say "duuhhh timmyyy"!!
!!video ... {nickname} is now making a video! Yay!
!!vodka ... {nickname} got vodka from SillyShop!
!!vrysilly ... {nickname} is very silly indeed! lol!
!!water ... {nickname} got water from SillyShop!
!!wheels ... {nickname} got wheels from SillyGarage!
!!whiskey ... {nickname} got whiskey from SillyShop!
!!wrong ... What could possibly go wrong? Oh, wait, lol ...
!!xmas ... {nickname} wishes everybody a happy xmas!
!!xxx ... {nickname} is doing a sexy dance, come and see!
!!yatta ... Yaattttaaaa!! \(^_^)/
!!yoghurt ... {nickname} got yoghurt from SillyShop!
!!yop ... {nickname} got a Yop from SillyShop!
!!yourbf ... {nickname} blames your BF for that one!
!!yourcat ... {nickname} blames your cat for that one!
!!yourconfig ... {nickname} blames your config for that one!
!!yourdad ... {nickname} blames your dad for that one!
!!yourdog ... {nickname} blames your dog for that one!
!!yourfriend ... {nickname} blames your friend for that one!
!!yourgf ... {nickname} blames your GF for that one!
!!yourkeyboard ... {nickname} blames your keyboard for that one!
!!yourlag ... {nickname} blames your lag for that one!
!!yourpc ... {nickname} blames your PC for that one!
!!yourphone ... {nickname} blames your phone for that one!
!!yourmom ... {nickname} blames your mom for that one!
!!yourmouse ... {nickname} blames your mouse for that one!
!!yoursetup ... {nickname} blames your setup for that one!
!!yourwheel ... {nickname} blames your wheel for that one!
!!zombie ... Oh noes! {nickname} is now a zombie!
Commands to catch non-existant cruise server commands :
!buy ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!cash ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!licence ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!location ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!pay ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!sell ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!show ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
Other single ! commands :
!test ... {nickname} is currently testing ...
Obviously, in all the messages, {nickname} is replaced with your LFS player name ...
Remember that these Silly Commands are just for fun, nothing else, and that there is no system behind it ...
So, there you go, I hope you all enjoy these Silly Commands ...
Please post any comments or suggestions you may have below, but keep them sensible.
Do not abuse these commands, one time is enough, DO NOT FLOOD, it's annoying and you will get banned!
We don't have such a mod because nobody here is capable of programming one from scratch, and we're lazy, lol ...
So, being the genious that I am (No comments on that one! lol), I came up with the idea of Silly Commands!
Silly Commands are basically automatic messages that appear when you type a certain command into LFS.
You simply type the command into the chat text box, like you would when you chat in-game normally.
There are currently 388 Silly Commands ...
Here are the five main Silly Commands :
!silly
Silly Project - Something a little different!
Silly Project is the official home of team [SPTR]!
Visit our site or join us at www.sillyproject.com
!showsilly
For a list of silly commands, see our forum!
Our forum is at www.sillyproject.com/forum/
!radio or !!radio
{nickname} is listening to SillyRadio!
To listen to Silly Project radio, open ...
http://www.sillyproject.com:7777
in WMP or Winamp! Enjoy listening!
!tryout
So, think you're good enough to join SPTR?
Step #1 : Register on the Silly Project forum!
Go to www.sillyproject.com/forum/
Step #2 : Ask for a try out with a team leader!
We will tell you where and when to meet. Good luck!
!rules
Do not ram other people.
Do not crash on purpose.
Do not insult other people.
Do not spam with stupid messages.
Do not stop in the way on the track.
Do not drive the wrong way.
Do not speed in the pits.
No drift or drag in a race server.
Do not be a noob after the race ends.
[SPTR] is a private and reserved team name!
Only officially accepted members can use it!
Fake members will be banned permanently!
See www.sillyproject.com for more ...
These five commands are usefull for giving information to people who arn't familiar with Silly Project.
They both display usefull information, and it saves us typing it all out every time (laziness ftw!), lol ...
Please note that these four commands start with just one "!", all the other silly commands start with two "!".
Other commands that display dynamic information :
!powered ... Shows the number of LFSLapper powered servers currently online.
!online ... Shows the number of players and SPTR members currently on Silly Project.
These commands show up-to-date information and statistics.
Here is the current list of Silly Commands :
!!180 ... Watch out! I'm about to do a 180 and may fail! lol!
!!200 ... My wheel is set to 200 degrees, so, there ya go!
!!360 ... Watch out! I'm about to do a 360 and may fail! lol!
!!540 ... My wheel is set to 540 degrees, so, there ya go!
!!720 ... My wheel is set to 720 degrees, so, there ya go!
!!900 ... My wheel is set to 900 degrees, so, there ya go!
!!999 ... Emergency services! Call 0118 999 88 999 119 725 3!
!!2b ... To be or not to be, that is the question!
!!achmed ... I am a terrifying ...... terrorist!
!!air ... {nickname} has checked his tyre pressure ...
!!amb ... {nickname} needs an ambulance NOW!!
!!anime ... {nickname} got anime from SillyShop!
!!apple ... {nickname} got apples from SillyShop!
!!backwards ... Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were going backwards!
!!badger ... Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom, mushroooomm!
!!baka ... Baaakkkaaaaa!!! lololol!! (^^_^^)
!!banana ... {nickname} got bananas from SillyShop!
!!battle ... Let the battle commence! This should be a good one!
!!banme ... {nickname} got banned from SillyShop!
!!beep ... Get out of {nickname}'s way right now!!
!!beer ... {nickname} got beer from SillyShop!
!!bfat ... My power to weight ratio sucks! Fat bastard inside! lol!
!!birthday ... It's {nickname}'s birthday today! w00t!
!!biscuit ... {nickname} got biscuits from SillyShop!
!!bitch ... {nickname} is a bitch, as we all know ...
!!bkpit ... {nickname} needs to go back to the pits!
!!bnooby ... {nickname} has now become a noob!
!!books ... {nickname} got books from SillyShop!
!!boom ... BOOM! tsch! BOOM! tsch! BOOM! tsch! ahhh!!
!!bounce ... Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! ... Build it up! Tear it down!
!!brb ... {nickname} will be right back! Hold on!
!!bread ... {nickname} got bread from SillyShop!
!!btime ... {nickname} has now gone back in time!
!!bucket ... A bucket of chicken. It actually comes in a bucket!
!!burnout ... {nickname} thinks it's now burnout time!
!!butter ... {nickname} got butter from SillyShop!
!!cabbage ... You sir, are one hell of a cabbage!! ROFLMAO!!
!!cake ... {nickname} got a cake from SillyShop!
!!camera ... {nickname} got a camera from SillyShop!
!!chav ... That is sooooooooo chavtastic!! Hahaha!!
!!cheese ... {nickname} got cheese from SillyShop!
!!chica ... Boom chicka waaahhh waaahhh! Ohhh yeah!
!!chinese ... That's nice, now try that again, but in chinese?
!!chips ... {nickname} got chips from SillyShop!
!!chocolate ... {nickname} got chocolate from SillyShop!
!!christmas ... Merry christmas and a happy new year everyone!
!!cigs ... {nickname} got cigarettes from SillyShop!
!!cinema ... {nickname} has gone to the SillyCinema!
!!clutch ... {nickname} has destroyed his clutch! lol!
!!cnawork ... {nickname} now works at SillyCinema!
!!coca ... {nickname} got a Cola from SillyShop!
!!coffee ... {nickname} got coffee from SillyShop!
!!coke ... {nickname} got a Coke from SillyShop!
!!cola ... {nickname} got Cola from SillyShop!
!!come ... Comming to a cinema near you - {nickname}
!!cookie ... {nickname} got cookies from SillyShop!
!!crap ... Ahhhhhhhhhhh ... crraaaapppp!! >< !!!!
!!crash ... {nickname} just crashed! Need assistance!
!!crashed ... *SCREECCCHHHH!*CRASSHH!*BANG!*BOOM!* ouch!
!!crasher ... WARNING!! Crashers get reported and banned!
!!crisps ... {nickname} got crisps from SillyShop!
!!dbitch ... Lets all sing, "Your mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D-minor!
!!dead ... Oh no! {nickname} is now dead! RIP!
!!dday ... D-Day?! What's that? A drift tournament? lol!
!!diesel ... {nickname} got diesel at SillyGarage!
!!dine ... Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!
!!directions ... {nickname} is asking for directions!
!!dk ... {nickname} has now become the drift king!
!!donut ... {nickname} got donuts from SillyShop!
!!doo ... {nickname} sings "do dooo do dooo dooo", lol!
!!drift ... Those who can, drift, those who can't, race!
!!drag ... {nickname} is waiting to drag race! Hurry up!
!!drink ... {nickname} got a drink from SillyShop!
!!drunk ... Warning! {nickname} is now drunk, again ...
!!duke ... *Jumps in car window!* Yeeeehhhawwwwww!!
!!dutch ... That's nice, now try that again, but in dutch?
!!dvd ... {nickname} got dvds from SillyShop!
!!easter ... {nickname} wishes everybody a happy easter!
!!engine ... {nickname}'s engine tweaked at SillyGarage!
!!english ... That's nice, now try that again, but in english?
!!epic ... I think you fail, in epic proportions! haha : P
!!euro1 ... Now if I had a euro for every time that happened ...
!!euro2 ... Now if I had a euro for every time you said that ...
!!euro3 ... No if I had a euro for every time somebody said that ...
!!evening ... Good eveniinngggg ... everyone!
!!exhaust ... {nickname} got exhaust from SillyGarage!
!!exit ... {nickname} ... has left the building!
!!fail ... {nickname} failed miserably, yet again! lol!
!!fanta ... {nickname} got Fanta from SillyShop!
!!fast ... {nickname} is impressed! Now do better!
!!father ... Noob, I am, your father ... cccuuuhhhhh..ttssshhhhh ...
!!fight ... This is where we fight! This is where they die!
!!fire1 ... Ow. Fore! I mean, five! I mean, fire!
!!fire2 ... I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.
!!fishnchips ... {nickname} got fish n chips from SillyShop!
!!fit ... {nickname} thinks you're well fit! So there!
!!flag ... Hey noob! Learn to respect the race flags!
!!french ... That's nice, now try that again, but in french?
!!fuck ... {nickname} is fucked! * Gives up! *
!!ftime ... {nickname} has now gone to the future!
!!g25 ... {nickname} got a G25 wheel from SillyShop!
!!gas ... {nickname} got gas at SillyGarage!
!!gay ... {nickname} is gay, as we all know ...
!!german ... That's nice, now try that again, but in german?
!!girl ... {nickname}'s going out with a sexy girl!
!!give ... Give them nothing! But take from them everything!
!!give1 ... {nickname} gave you 1 euro!
!!give5 ... {nickname} gave you 5 euros!
!!give10 ... {nickname} gave you 10 euros!
!!give25 ... {nickname} gave you 25 euros!
!!give50 ... {nickname} gave you 50 euros!
!!give75 ... {nickname} gave you 75 euros!
!!give100 ... {nickname} gave you 100 euros!
!!give150 ... {nickname} gave you 150 euros!
!!give200 ... {nickname} gave you 200 euros!
!!give250 ... {nickname} gave you 250 euros!
!!give300 ... {nickname} gave you 300 euros!
!!give400 ... {nickname} gave you 400 euros!
!!give500 ... {nickname} gave you 500 euros!
!!give600 ... {nickname} gave you 600 euros!
!!give700 ... {nickname} gave you 700 euros!
!!give800 ... {nickname} gave you 800 euros!
!!give900 ... {nickname} gave you 900 euros!
!!give1000 ... {nickname} gave you 1000 euros!
!!give1500 ... {nickname} gave you 1500 euros!
!!give2000 ... {nickname} gave you 2000 euros!
!!give5000 ... {nickname} gave you 5000 euros!
!!give10000 ... {nickname} gave you 10000 euros!
!!glad ... I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory!
!!god1 ... I am a driving GOD! Worship me! Mouhahahaha!
!!god2 ... I am a racing GOD! Worship me! Mouhahahaha!
!!god3 ... I am a drifting GOD! Worship me! Mouhahahaha!
!!god4 ... I am a dragging GOD! Worship me! Mouhahahaha!
!!god5 ... Bow down and worship the Silly Project God, lol!
!!goinon ... {nickname} has no idea what's going on!
!!google ... You know, Google is your friend, unlike me, lol!
!!gosch ... Wow, noob, you need driving lessons!!
!!gps ... {nickname} has activated his SillyGPS!
!!grgwork ... {nickname} now works at SillyGarage!
!!gtpet ... {nickname} got a pet from SillyShop!
!!guy ... {nickname}'s going out with a sexy guy!
!!ham ... {nickname} got ham from SillyShop!
!!hate ... {nickname} hates you all, don't forget it!
!!haxxor ... {nickname} is a haxxor! Mouhahaha!
!!hentai ... {nickname} got Hentai from SillyShop!
!!holiday ... {nickname} is now on holiday! Oh yeah!
!!hotel ... {nickname} is staying at the SillyHotel!
!!idiots1 ... Stop being idiots! Can we race properly now please?!
!!idiots2 ... Stop being idiots! Can we drift properly now please?!
!!idiots3 ... Stop being idiots! Can we drag properly now please?!
!!idiots4 ... Noob, if you're not here to play properly, leave now!
!!imagine ... Imagine what a horrible fate awaits my enemies!
!!immortal ... Immortals? We'll put their name to the test!
!!italian ... That's nice, now try that again, but in italian?
!!japanese ... That's nice, now try that again, but in japanese?
!!juice ... {nickname} got juice from SillyShop!
!!kebab ... {nickname} got a kebab from SillyShop!
!!kenny1 ... Oh my god! They killed kenny! You bastards!
!!kenny2 ... MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm ... Can say that agian, Kenny?
!!kenny3 ... MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm ... Haha! Yea! Totally!
!!keys ... {nickname} has lost his car keys! lol!
!!kick ... {nickname} got kicked from SillyShop!
!!kill ... I kiiilllll yoouuuu!!!
!!king ... Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
!!laa ... {nickname} sings "la laaa la laaa laaa", lol!
!!lag ... Na na na na na NAAA ... LAGGGGMMANNNN!!
!!lfs ... {nickname} thinks LFS rulz all! w00t!!
!!like ... If you don't like it, then GTFO! NOOB!! LOL!!!
!!limit ... {nickname} is driving right on the limit!
!!linkin1 ... "Thieves and hypocrites! Noooooo, no more sorrow!!!"
!!linkin2 ... "So let mercy come, and wash away, what I've donnneee!!!"
!!linkin3 ... "Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal!!!"
!!linkin4 ... "Even if you're not with me, I'mmm wiitithhh yoouuu!!!"
!!livesilly ... LFS stands for "Live For Silly", right? lol ...
!!loan ... {nickname} got a loan from SillyBank!
!!lol ... {nickname} is liek ... OMG! LOL! ROFLMFAO!
!!lost ... {nickname} is now ... ammm, lost! lol!
!!loto ... {nickname} just won a million on the loto! lol!
!!love ... {nickname} loves you all, don't forget it!
!!loved ... Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved!
!!mad ... This is madness! ... Madness? This is SPTR!
!!mag ... {nickname} got magazines from SillyShop!
!!manga ... {nickname} got manga from SillyShop!
!!map ... {nickname} is looking at the SillyMap!
!!messenger ... {nickname} logged into SillyMessenger!
!!milk ... {nickname} got milk from SillyShop!
!!mod ... {nickname}'s car modified at SillyGarage!
!!money ... {nickname} got money from SillyBank!
!!moregirls ... I really wish that more girls would play this game ...
!!move ... Hey noob! Move! Before I make you move, GRRR!
!!music1 ... {nickname} got music from SillyShop!
!!music2 ... {nickname} needs some good music!
!!music3 ... {nickname} wants some good music!
!!musical ... A gay musical, called "Gay". That's quite gay!
!!mybf ... {nickname} blames her BF for that one!
!!mycat ... {nickname} blames his cat for that one!
!!myconfig ... {nickname} blames his config for that one!
!!mydad ... {nickname} blames his dad for that one!
!!mydog ... {nickname} blames his dog for that one!
!!myfriend ... {nickname} blames his friend for that one!
!!mygf ... {nickname} blames his GF for that one!
!!mykeyboard ... {nickname} blames his keyboard for that one!
!!mylag ... {nickname} blames his lag for that one!
!!mypc ... {nickname} blames his PC for that one!
!!myphone ... {nickname} blames his phone for that one!
!!mymom ... {nickname} blames his mom for that one!
!!mymouse ... {nickname} blames his mouse for that one!
!!mysetup ... {nickname} blames his setup for that one!
!!mywheel ... {nickname} blames his wheel for that one!
!!naughty ... {nickname} is a very naughty person!
!!newyear ... {nickname} wishes eveybody a happy new year!
!!noob ... {nickname} thinks you're a noob! So there!
!!noodles ... {nickname} got noodles from SillyShop!
!!nos ... {nickname}'s nos blew up! Bye bye car!
!!orange ... {nickname} got oranges from SillyShop!
!!ossilly ... {nickname} uses SillyOS! Bye bye Windows!
!!paper ... {nickname} got news papers from SillyShop!
!!pasta ... {nickname} got pasta from SillyShop!
!!pay ... {nickname} has payed everything he owes!
!!pay1 ... {nickname} payed a 1 euro fine!
!!pay5 ... {nickname} payed a 5 euros fine!
!!pay10 ... {nickname} payed a 10 euros fine!
!!pay25 ... {nickname} payed a 25 euros fine!
!!pay50 ... {nickname} payed a 50 euros fine!
!!pay75 ... {nickname} payed a 75 euros fine!
!!pay100 ... {nickname} payed a 100 euros fine!
!!pay150 ... {nickname} payed a 150 euros fine!
!!pay200 ... {nickname} payed a 200 euros fine!
!!pay250 ... {nickname} payed a 250 euros fine!
!!pay300 ... {nickname} payed a 300 euros fine!
!!pay400 ... {nickname} payed a 400 euros fine!
!!pay500 ... {nickname} payed a 500 euros fine!
!!pay600 ... {nickname} payed a 600 euros fine!
!!pay700 ... {nickname} payed a 700 euros fine!
!!pay800 ... {nickname} payed a 800 euros fine!
!!pay900 ... {nickname} payed a 900 euros fine!
!!pay1000 ... {nickname} payed a 1000 euros fine!
!!pay1500 ... {nickname} payed a 1500 euros fine!
!!pay2000 ... {nickname} payed a 2000 euros fine!
!!pay5000 ... {nickname} payed a 5000 euros fine!
!!pay10000 ... {nickname} payed a 10000 euros fine!
!!pear ... {nickname} got pear from SillyShop!
!!pend1 ... "Tonight, we're going to rock civilisation!"
!!pend2 ... "Ladies and gentlemen ... fasten your seatbelts!"
!!pend3 ... "So now, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the future!"
!!pend4 ... "Fuck it, I lied, it's drum and base, what ya gonna do?"
!!pend5 ... "The taraanntuullaa, time for the massive come sing ya!"
!!pend6 ... "Tarantula, don't play with my style I might sting ya!"
!!pepsi ... {nickname} got Pepsi from SillyShop!
!!petrol ... {nickname} got petrol at SillyGarage!
!!phone ... {nickname} got phone credit from SillyShop!
!!photo ... {nickname} got his photo taken. Why?
!!pie ... {nickname} got a pie from SillyShop!
!!pimp ... {nickname}'s car pimped at SillyGarage!
!!pizza ... {nickname} got pizza from SillyShop!
!!play1a ... Player 1 has entered the game - {nickname}
!!play2a ... Player 2 has entered the game - {nickname}
!!play3a ... Player 3 has entered the game - {nickname}
!!play4a ... Player 4 has entered the game - {nickname}
!!play1b ... Player 1 has left the game - {nickname}
!!play2b ... Player 2 has left the game - {nickname}
!!play3b ... Player 3 has left the game - {nickname}
!!play4b ... Player 4 has left the game - {nickname}
!!police ... {nickname} got arrested by the police!
!!polish ... That's nice, now try that again, but in polish?
!!polka ... Round and round we go! Getting dizzy now! lol!
!!poor ... OMG! You poor, poor bastard, lmfao! : P
!!pop ... Once you pop, you just can't stop! lol! : P
!!pork ... {nickname} got a pork pie from SillyShop!
!!porn ... {nickname} got porn from SillyShop!
!!pringles ... {nickname} got Pringles from SillyShop!
!!prison ... {nickname} has been sent to prison! lol!
!!pron ... {nickname} can't spell porn properly!
!!pronooby ... {nickname} has now become a pro noob!
!!prorace ... {nickname} has now become a pro racer!
!!pwn ... {nickname} pwns all of you noobs! Haha!
!!pwnage ... {nickname} thinks that was pure pwnage!
!!pwned ... You just got pwned by {nickname}! lol!
!!pwnedme ... {nickname} just got totally pwned! lol!
!!rabbit ... OMG!! There's a rabbit on the track!! Watch out!!!
!!race ... Those who can, race, those who can't, drift!
!!radar ... {nickname} just got caught by the radar!
!!ramen ... {nickname} got ramen from SillyShop!
!!repair ... {nickname}'s car repaired at SillyGarage!
!!restart ... OMG noooo ! LOL!! Lets start again please!
!!retard ... Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you're retarded!
!!revenge ... {nickname} will get his revenge!
!!route ... {nickname} is taking a different route!
!!run ... Ruuunnnnnnn Forest, ruuunnnnnnn! lol : P
!!rubber ... {nickname} is burning some serious rubber!
!!russian ... That's nice, now try that again, but in russian?
!!sake ... {nickname} got sake from SillyShop!
!!salad ... {nickname} got salad from SillyShop!
!!sandwich ... {nickname} got sandwiches from SillyShop!
!!sausnchips ... {nickname} got sausages n chips from SillyShop!
!!school ... {nickname} needs lessons at SillySchool!
!!schwork ... {nickname} now works at SillySchool!
!!seat ... {nickname} doesn't fit in his car seat, lol!
!!service ... {nickname}'s car serviced at SillyGarage!
!!setup ... {nickname} is trying to find a good setup!
!!sex ... {nickname} is suffering from lack of sex!
!!shdrf ... {nickname} is showing off drift skills!
!!shit ... It's chocolate ... It's not shit ... It's chocolate!
!!shpwork ... {nickname} now works at SillyShop!
!!silence ... Silence!! I kiiilllll yoouuuu!!!
!!silmag ... {nickname} is featured in the SillyMag!
!!sleep ... {nickname} fell asleep in his car! lol!
!!slow ... Hey noob, can't you pedal any faster ...
!!smoke ... I love the way the smoke is coming off the top of it!
!!snake ... OMG!! Oh noes!! There's a snake in my car!! HELLPPP!!!
!!song1 ... {nickname} loves this song! Oh yeah!
!!song2 ... {nickname} is singing along to this song!
!!song3 ... {nickname} is looking for a good song!
!!sorry ... {nickname} is really, really sorry! Not! LOL!
!!soup ... {nickname} got soup from SillyShop!
!!spaghetti ... {nickname} got spaghetti from SillyShop!
!!spam ... WARNING!! Spammers get reported and banned!
!!spanish ... That's nice, now try that again, but in spanish?
!!spider ... OMG!! Oh noes!! There's a spider in my car!! HELLPPP!!!
!!sponsor ... {nickname} is sponsored by SillyProject!
!!sptr1 ... SPTR stands for "Silly Project Team Racing", hehe ...
!!sptr2 ... SPTR stands for "Serious Pwnage Team Racing", lol ...
!!sptr3 ... SPTR stands for "Silly People Talking Rubbish", lol ...
!!strawberries ... {nickname} got strawberries from SillyShop!
!!sugee ... Sugeeeeee!! \(^_^)/
!!sugoi ... Sugoooiii!! \(^_^)/
!!super ... {nickname} activated super hidden command!
!!sushi ... {nickname} got sushi from SillyShop!
!!sup ... {nickname} is here! Sup everyone?!
!!sux ... {nickname} thinks these silly commands suck!
!!tea ... {nickname} got tea from SillyShop!
!!testing ... {nickname} is now testing something ...
!!text ... That's an unusual text message, it's not just me, is it?
!!time ... {LongTrackName} - {LongTime} CET, {ShortDate}
!!timmy ... Duuuuhhhhhhh, ttiimmyyyyyyy!!!!
!!tired ... {nickname} is starting to get tired! *yawn*
!!tires ... {nickname} needs to learn how to spell tyres!
!!toilet ... {nickname} went to toilet at SillyGarage!
!!tried ... Have you tried turning it off and on again?
!!truth ... Want truth? You can't handle the truth!!
!!tuna ... {nickname} got tuna from SillyShop!
!!tune ... {nickname}'s car tuned at SillyGarage!
!!tyres ... {nickname} got tyres from SillyGarage!
!!uber ... {nickname} is now an uber pro gamer!
!!upnoob ... Come on! All the noobs in the house say "duuhhh timmyyy"!!
!!video ... {nickname} is now making a video! Yay!
!!vodka ... {nickname} got vodka from SillyShop!
!!vrysilly ... {nickname} is very silly indeed! lol!
!!water ... {nickname} got water from SillyShop!
!!wheels ... {nickname} got wheels from SillyGarage!
!!whiskey ... {nickname} got whiskey from SillyShop!
!!wrong ... What could possibly go wrong? Oh, wait, lol ...
!!xmas ... {nickname} wishes everybody a happy xmas!
!!xxx ... {nickname} is doing a sexy dance, come and see!
!!yatta ... Yaattttaaaa!! \(^_^)/
!!yoghurt ... {nickname} got yoghurt from SillyShop!
!!yop ... {nickname} got a Yop from SillyShop!
!!yourbf ... {nickname} blames your BF for that one!
!!yourcat ... {nickname} blames your cat for that one!
!!yourconfig ... {nickname} blames your config for that one!
!!yourdad ... {nickname} blames your dad for that one!
!!yourdog ... {nickname} blames your dog for that one!
!!yourfriend ... {nickname} blames your friend for that one!
!!yourgf ... {nickname} blames your GF for that one!
!!yourkeyboard ... {nickname} blames your keyboard for that one!
!!yourlag ... {nickname} blames your lag for that one!
!!yourpc ... {nickname} blames your PC for that one!
!!yourphone ... {nickname} blames your phone for that one!
!!yourmom ... {nickname} blames your mom for that one!
!!yourmouse ... {nickname} blames your mouse for that one!
!!yoursetup ... {nickname} blames your setup for that one!
!!yourwheel ... {nickname} blames your wheel for that one!
!!zombie ... Oh noes! {nickname} is now a zombie!
Commands to catch non-existant cruise server commands :
!buy ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!cash ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!licence ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!location ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!pay ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!sell ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
!show ... See www.sillyproject.com for !silly commands list ...
Other single ! commands :
!test ... {nickname} is currently testing ...
Obviously, in all the messages, {nickname} is replaced with your LFS player name ...
Remember that these Silly Commands are just for fun, nothing else, and that there is no system behind it ...
So, there you go, I hope you all enjoy these Silly Commands ...
Please post any comments or suggestions you may have below, but keep them sensible.
Do not abuse these commands, one time is enough, DO NOT FLOOD, it's annoying and you will get banned!
