A. Cover me im going in!
Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face
^^^ All these joke arent actually mine ^^^
bt they are funny, i jus thought ad get sum off the interent for every1 else to have a look at 
sorry if they are too rude bt i did put a warning in the title of this topic 
, feel free to add more jokes if u have any more decent 1's 
keep it real 
gdgd 
