When two geeks are bored ...

[Dan]

When two geeks are bored, strange things happen ...

Take a look at this conversation between Andy and myself earlier ...

Dan dit (18:24) :
126 online
Andy dit (18:25) :
wtf
Andy dit (18:25) :
oh lfs
Andy dit (18:25) :
was gonna say howd you get that many on msn
Andy dit (18:25) :
lmao
Dan dit (18:26) :
lol
Dan dit (18:26) :
add contact --> everybody@internet.com --> ok
Dan dit (18:26) :
please wait, loading ....
Dan dit (18:26) :
please wait, loading ....
Andy dit (18:26) :
lolz
Dan dit (18:26) :
please wait, loading ....
Dan dit (18:26) :
please wait, loading ....
Dan dit (18:26) :
please wait, loading ....
Dan dit (18:27) :
fatal error
Andy dit (18:27) :
everybody@internet.com is corrupt
Dan dit (18:27) :
lol
Andy dit (18:27) :
*internet crashes*
Andy dit (18:27) :
*earth explodes*
Andy dit (18:27) :
*universe collapses*
Andy dit (18:27) :
lmfao
Dan dit (18:28) :
not those fucking bombs again ... lol
Andy dit (18:28) :
lmfao
Andy dit (18:28) :
its mr weight >>>
Dan dit (18:28) :
^^
Andy dit (18:28) :
i love the mr weight bit
Dan dit (18:28) :
^^
Andy dit (18:28) :
*bang!* *man walks on* "... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH *BANG!*"
Dan dit (18:29) :
want some viagra ? this email says it's cheap
Andy dit (18:29) :
lol i get plenty of those every day
Dan dit (18:29) :
i bet you do
Andy dit (18:29) :
$0.25/mg on most of mine
Andy dit (18:29) :
very cheap
Dan dit (18:29) :
lol
Andy dit (18:30) :
eww, ive just looked at the state of the floor in my room
Andy dit (18:30) :
its covered in dust, pits of paper, food, cotton from socks, hair, tissue, crap
Andy dit (18:30) :
lmao
Andy dit (18:30) :
aint been hoovered in about a month
Andy dit (18:30) :
maybe longer
Andy dit (18:30) :
lmao
Dan dit (18:30) :
a month ?
Andy dit (18:30) :
yup
Andy dit (18:30) :
maybe longer
Dan dit (18:30) :
mine hasn't been done since february
Andy dit (18:31) :
lmfao!
Andy dit (18:31) :
then you do have a wooden floor dont you, or am i mistaken?
Dan dit (18:31) :
only the area around my pc is clean, lol
Andy dit (18:31) :
lol
Dan dit (18:31) :
yea, wooden floor
Andy dit (18:31) :
cheapo! ours is concrete
Andy dit (18:31) :
lmao j/k
Dan dit (18:32) :
wooden is great for a pc chair .. lol
Andy dit (18:32) :
yeah i agree with that
Andy dit (18:32) :
but mine is useless anyway
Andy dit (18:32) :
has no wheels
Andy dit (18:32) :
lmao
Andy dit (18:32) :
lmfao, a carpet on wheels
Andy dit (18:32) :
imagine that
Dan dit (18:32) :
lovely
Andy dit (18:32) :
lol
Andy dit (18:33) :
my body is telling me i need food, should i obey?
Dan dit (18:33) :
no
Andy dit (18:33) :
any particular reason why not?
Dan dit (18:33) :
connecting to andy.com
Dan dit (18:33) :
login : admin
Andy dit (18:33) :
password please
Dan dit (18:34) :
password :
Andy dit (18:34) :
oh ok ill let you in without one
Andy dit (18:34) :
access granted
Andy dit (18:34) :
fatal system error: 478389673 instances of spyware found
Dan dit (18:34) :
start hungerstrik.exe /force
Dan dit (18:34) :
argh
Dan dit (18:34) :
/reboot
Andy dit (18:35) :
hungerstrike.exe could not be started, not enough memory
Andy dit (18:35) :
rebooting...
Andy dit (18:35) :
BIOS REVISION 0.5BETA
Andy dit (18:35) :
NOT ENERGY COMPLIANT
Andy dit (18:35) :
FART BOOSTER V6
Andy dit (18:35) :
Loading Windows Andy 1
Dan dit (18:35) :
*waits*
Andy dit (18:36) :
*doo dooood do doooo dooo*
Andy dit (18:36) :
*whistles*
Andy dit (18:36) :
windows is loading, please wait...
Dan dit (18:37) :
ffs ... ctrl-alt-del --> stops resourse hugging apps
Andy dit (18:37) :
fatal system error: com port left arm is not responding, do you want to abort [A], fail [F], or retry [R]
Dan dit (18:37) :
R
Andy dit (18:38) :
Please enter your username and password
Dan dit (18:38) :
login : admin
Dan dit (18:38) :
pasword :
Andy dit (18:38) :
loading...
Andy dit (18:38) :
Error: There was no error. Click OK to continue.
Dan dit (18:38) :
[X]
Andy dit (18:39) :
What would you like to do?
Dan dit (18:39) :
start --> programs --> andypandyantivirus
Andy dit (18:39) :
antivirus loading...
Andy dit (18:39) :
antivirus loaded, updating from intarweb...
Andy dit (18:39) :
updated
Andy dit (18:39) :
installing updates
Andy dit (18:39) :
updates installed
Andy dit (18:39) :
restarting antivirus
Andy dit (18:40) :
antivirus restarted
Dan dit (18:40) :
scan --> entire system --> auto delete
Andy dit (18:40) :
scanning system, found 7692347947823 files at 45783TB...
Andy dit (18:40) :
estimated time remaining 32 seconds...
Dan dit (18:41) :
lmfao
Andy dit (18:41) :
estimated time remaining 1min 4seconds...
Andy dit (18:41) :
estimated time remaining 341min 44seconds...
Andy dit (18:41) :
estimated time remaining 56341min 12seconds...
Andy dit (18:41) :
done
Andy dit (18:41) :
52 viruses found
Andy dit (18:41) :
1 could not be deleted
Dan dit (18:42) :
/close
Andy dit (18:42) :
closed
Dan dit (18:42) :
start --> programs --> hungerstrike
Andy dit (18:42) :
hungerstrike is loading...
Andy dit (18:42) :
fatel error: not enough food to run hungerstrike in normal mode, try safe mode?
Dan dit (18:42) :
[ok]
Andy dit (18:43) :
WARNING: Safemode hungerstrike is not 100% effective at preventing this human from eating edible substances. To prevent this human from eating, first make the human eat enough to run hungerstrike in normal mode, then restart the program.
Andy dit (18:43) :
Continue or Exit?
Dan dit (18:43) :
continue
Andy dit (18:44) :
Hungerstrike running
Andy dit (18:44) :
96% effectiveness
Andy dit (18:44) :
rejection count: 0
Dan dit (18:44) :
tools --> autorepair hungerstrike
Andy dit (18:45) :
Hungerstrike is already compiled properly, do you want to recompile anyway?
Dan dit (18:45) :
yes
Andy dit (18:45) :
Error: Hungerstrike.exe is running. Please close the program then run the compiler again.
Dan dit (18:45) :
/close
Dan dit (18:45) :
start --> programs --> hungerstrike --> complier
Andy dit (18:46) :
Compiling...
Andy dit (18:46) :
Error: Missing component "food.dll", continue without this component?
Dan dit (18:46) :
[cancel]
Andy dit (18:46) :
cancelled
Dan dit (18:47) :
start --> programs --> dar_interweb_explorer
Andy dit (18:47) :
loading...
Andy dit (18:47) :
"Welcome to da web"
Dan dit (18:47) :
hungerstrike.com --> download version 2
Andy dit (18:48) :
Downloading... 21MB @ 723pixels/sec
Andy dit (18:48) :
4%
Dan dit (18:48) :
start --> control pannel --> add and remove programs --> hungerstrike
Andy dit (18:48) :
removing program
Andy dit (18:48) :
8%
Andy dit (18:48) :
Hungerstrike.exe has been removed but some configuration files could not be deleted and must be removed manually.
Andy dit (18:48) :
12%
Andy dit (18:49) :
16%
Andy dit (18:49) :
20%
Dan dit (18:49) :
[ok]
Dan dit (18:49) :
my computer --> c:\ --> program files
Dan dit (18:49) :
delete hungerstrike
Andy dit (18:49) :
24%
Andy dit (18:49) :
hungerstrike deleted
Andy dit (18:49) :
28%
Andy dit (18:50) :
32%
Andy dit (18:50) :
38%
Andy dit (18:50) :
45%
Andy dit (18:50) :
60%
Andy dit (18:50) :
90%
Andy dit (18:50) :
100%
Andy dit (18:50) :
download complete
Dan dit (18:50) :
my computer --> c:\ --> download --> hungerstrike_v2.exe
Andy dit (18:51) :
welcome to setup
Andy dit (18:51) :
do you want to use a default installation or custom?
Dan dit (18:51) :
custom
Andy dit (18:51) :
where do you want to install?
Dan dit (18:52) :
C:\Program Files\HungerStrike\v2\
Andy dit (18:52) :
which components do you want to install?
minimal
typical
complete
Dan dit (18:52) :
complete
Andy dit (18:52) :
installing...
Andy dit (18:53) :
cannot detect the .HUMAN framework, if you are sure you have this installed, click OK, if you do not have it installed, please click cancel and install it first, then run setup again...
Dan dit (18:54) :
[cancel]
Andy dit (18:54) :
setup cancelled
Dan dit (18:54) :
/format c:\
Andy dit (18:54) :
WARNING: You are about to format your hard brain, are you sure you want to continue?
Dan dit (18:55) :
y
Andy dit (18:55) :
Error: Cannot format a brain that is in use. Boot into BOS to format this hard brain.
Dan dit (18:56) :
/restart --> f8 --> bos mode
Andy dit (18:56) :
brain:\>
Dan dit (18:56) :
brain:\>format C:\
Andy dit (18:56) :
WARNING: You are about to format your hard brain, are you sure you want to continue?
Dan dit (18:57) :
y
Andy dit (18:57) :
formatting...
Andy dit (18:57) :
*andy is dead*
Dan dit (18:57) :
remote andy --> [close]
Dan dit (18:57) :
right, dinner time
Dan dit (18:57) :
lmfao
Andy dit (18:57) :
same
Andy dit (18:57) :
lmao

Sooo, yea, there you go ...

[Stevo]

LMFOA!!!!! lol funny as ^^ 'format complete' '*andy is dead*' 'right dinner time' lol!

[Andy]

Gotta love it haven't you

[Speed]

lmao

[Dan]

Yea, good isn't it, hehehe ...

[josh_fast_back]

WOW... that is funny....sad.. but funny hehe jkjk

[derekd234]

well, someone has a lot of time on their hands... lol. That was funny as hell.