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LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
Mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both
Patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the
Hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank
To the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to
Save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Psychiatrist became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
Immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
Considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
And bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were
Able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
Of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you
Have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung
Himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved
Him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
Can I go home?"
